Although his performance has been somewhat improved since his last inspection and routine cleaning, Roomba still hasn’t been himself lately. Empathetic, I found him this morning in a lonely corner, repeatedly banging his head. With screwdriver and seam ripper in hand, I performed a colonoscopy. Having only crude tools and no sedatives to offer, I [...]
Archive for May 12th, 2008
Drastic Times Call For Drastic Measures
Posted in Everyday Life, tagged hairballs, Roomba on 12 May 2008 | 1 Comment »
Indiscriminate Plushie Killing
Posted in Everyday Life, tagged dog toys, dogs, Pets on 12 May 2008 | 3 Comments »
They have no toleration for squealers. The victim’s shrill cries alerted me of the attack, but I was too late. Now, a plushie bovine carcass lies on my living room carpet, its cottony entrails strewn the width and breadth of the floor… It didn’t have the guts to defend itself, and yet they still tried [...]
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